Thing (Item)

Below are a list of Thing Items found in Paper Mario Sticker Star. This list does not include things in any other Paper Mario Games. (abbreviated names are the names from the European version of the game)

Name of Thing	No.	Location	Description
Sewing Scissors (Sewing Clippers)	01	Bowser's Snow Fort	When compressed by a team of Toads, this catapult is capable of low-orbit launches. As the bladed end is lethal, this was likely a discarded prototype.
Hair Shears (Barber's Scissors)	02	Damp Oasis	Like other bladed things, this requires a command Toad in each circular cockpit. However, the protruding flange suggests a third operator is required for steering.
Scissors	03	Warm Fuzzy Plains	When maneuvered by two skilled thing captains, this device cleaves anything. This discovery will surely revolutionize the Toad construction business.
Tailor Shears (Tailor's Shears)	04	Shy Guy Jungle	This massive, linked pair of sharpened blades was likely used for landscaping trained Toads can operate in tandem from the two oval command cockpits.
Bellows	05	Whammino Mountain	Requiring an entire platoon of Toads to operate, this primitive pinwheel motivator is a monument to inefficiency.
Paper Fan	06	Yoshi Sphinx	Though its gigantic size limits its use to only the largest of griddles, this ornate spatula is a sight to behold. The symbol is thought to mean "succulent pancake".
Fan	07	Bouquet Gardens	While voice modulators are not unheard of, this device is clearly the first built for crows use. It was likely used for intimidation at sporting events.
Mini Vacuum	08	Jungle Rapids	The smallest of what is believed to be a previously undiscovered type of suction robot, this variation is highly maneuverable and easily satiated.
Upright Vacuum	09	Rustle Burrow	A member of the Suction Thing family, this variation waits for prey in an upright position, disguising itself as a part of the canopy. Then it strikes.
Vacuum	10	Surfshine Harbor	This mechanical thing appears to exist for one purpose: to consume anything within reach. While not necessarily alive, it is most certainly hungry.
Watering Can	11	The Enigmansion	This piece of demolition equipment is only operable by highly trained Toads. Once filled, targeted water sprinkles can destabilize any paper edifice.
Faucet (Tap)	12	Water's Edge Way	The hydroelectric-dam release valve may once have fashioned well, but those days are long past. It now requires a leaping Toad to activate it.
Teapot (Kettle)	13	Chomp Ruins	This ancient house alarm was designed for icy climates. Placed by the furnace, its contents would boil when burglars turned the heat on, activating a siren.
Trumpet	14	Goomba's Fortress	This valve-based alarm system requires the operator to exhale as hard as possible into the apparatus. The result is a din trespassers won't soon forget.
Violin	15	The Bafflewood	The audio-warfare thing requires a good squad of Toads to operate-- one each to man the taut vibration hawsers and a pair to manipulate the friction saw.
Guitar	16	Rumble Volcano	A fairly sophisticated audio weapon, this thing utilizes electricity to minimize Toadpower. A single Toad can launch blistering assault "solos".
Newspaper	17	Whitecap Beach	A testament to the quiet strength of paper power, this triumphant rolled tube of separate sheets symbolizes how unity can bring forth might.
Toy Bat	18	Shy Guy Jungle	While the width of this cylinder makes swinging at targets a breeze, its accuracy is bought with a loud bonking noise sure to anger the neighbors.
Bat (Baseball Bat)	19	Sandshifter Ruins	This piece of wood has the power to send round objects flying when swung correctly. The individual responsible for vandalizing it has yet to be identified.
Square Can	20	Stump Glade	This metal container could have been used for anything, but leading scholars believe it was almost certainly slept on by a cat at some point.
Basin	21	Rugged Road	Plated in what is almost certainly gold, this private, solar-powered hot tub was likely overpaid for by a rich Toad who forgot that he was made of paper.
Drum	22	Strike Lake	A debate rages about the contents of this huge canister, but since breaching the hull could ruin whatever's within, it stays sealed. Also, we can't open it.
Lightbulb (Light Bulb)	23	Yoshi Sphinx	This large bulb was an engineered to house and protect a glowing filament, but a major design flaw allows all the precious light to escape into the surroundings.
Flashlight (Torch)	24	Whiteout Valley	This compact lighthouse is designed to be mobile, but the fact that it points straight up when installed would lead to many a naval disaster.
Searchlight	25	Leaflitter Path	Our most learned academics remain stumped as to why anyone would install blinds on such a massive light source. It kind of defeats the purpose.
Watch Battery	26	Tree Branch Trail	This adorable little power source should not under any circumstances, be ingested, no matter how hungry you are and how much it looks like candy.
D-Cell Battery	27	Chomp Ruins	All readings indicate that this cylinder harbors a huge amount of latent power. We have attempted to access it, but a vigorous stick-poking met with failure.
Car Battery	28	Drybake Desert	Inside this device sleeps a power no Toad could hope to control. In fact, you'd probably better step back a bit. Maybe a little further.
Billiard Ball (Pool Ball)	29	Strike Lake	This orb would be indistinguishable from other massive spheres if not for the inexplicable number on its side. For the love of Toad, what does it MEAN?!
Curling Stone	30	Ice Flow	It seems increasingly possible that this boulder spontaneously grew a handle out of its side. The wonders of nature are endless and often really weird.
Bowling Ball	31	The Bafflewood / Strike Lake	Whether this orb was designed for battle or merely construction, one thing is clear: the engineers who piloted it from the three Toad holes were brave.
Trophy	32	The Bafflewood	This extravagant chalice looks pricey, but functionally, it's a disaster. It's too big for one Toad to drink out of, and what's that weird guy doing on top?
Cell Phone (Mobile Phone)	33	Snow Rise	For a device that appears to have but a single purpose -- violent vibration -- this thing has far too many buttons.
Jackhammer (Pneumatic Drill)	34	Sandshifter Ruins	What began as a training apparatus for an aspiring pogo-stick champion clearly spiraled out of control during the development phase.
Radiator	35	Stump Glade	While most Toad breakfast scientists agree that this gargantuan machine is a toaster, none have had success with the bread-insertion procedure.
Hair Dryer (Hairdryer)	36	Ice Flow	This large-scale rewarmer was likely utilized by primitive caterers, though it proved rather ineffective in both our quiche and chili-dog tests.
Oven	37	The Enigmansion	For a supposedly high-end home feature, this sauna is sorely lacking in seating, fancy perfumed steam wafers and, most importantly, a temperature control.
Magnifying Glass	38	Sandshifter Ruins	A leading Toad physicist burned basically everything in the lab before discovering that this thing worked as a magnification device.
Matches	39	Hither Thither Hill	Under no circumstances should these sticks be rubbed against their own packaging. You just need to trust the management on this one.
Lighter	40	Sandshifter Ruins	This portable campfire works best when entrenched in cool earth. Deployment of s'mores is up to the camper, but have you ever tried adding in peanut butter?
Shaved Ice	41	Damp Oasis	Some frozen mountains can only be scaled by the burliest of Toad explorers. Others can be scaled by any Toad with a spoon and a lust for refreshment.
Air Conditioner (Conditioner)	42	Chomp Ruins	While researchers claim that this device has a cooling effect, skeptics abound. If anything, toting this thing around would probably make you look uncool.
Refrigerator (Fridge)	43	The Enigmansion	Once thought to be a transportation pad for Northern Toads, this thing has since proven to be a very effective storage unit for management's lunch.
Soda (Fizzy Drink)	44	Drybake Desert	Apparently, whatever mad scientist created this thing thought it would be funny to load liquid into a highly pressurized container. Ha ha.
Squirt Gun (Water Pistol)	45	Goomba's Fortress	In its current state, this liquid launcher is but a memory of wars long past. But load it with water, and it becomes more terrifying than you can imagine.
Rubber Ducky	46	Jungle Rapids	There's been some speculation that this enormous synthetic duck suggests a past when Toads rode on birds, but this theory has been roundly ridiculed.
Powder Puff	47	Shy Guy Jungle	Luxurious, if a bit dusty, this lush body pillow was likely reclined upon by royalty. It even SMELLS like royalty.
Sponge	48	Gauntlet Pond	The bed of choice for Toads afflicted with night sweats, this revolutionary mattress is as comfortable as it is absorbent. Treat yourself today!
Car Sponge	49	Rugged Road	This liquid transporter can carry an absolutely unbelievable amount of whatever beverage you prefer, but be warned it gets HEAVY and MESSY.
Pillow	50	Loop Loop River	This piece of emergency-response equipment helps five brigades rescue people from high buildings. It's also crucial for battling nap attacks.
Bed	51	Water's Edge Way	While this thing resembles a common bed, it makes the typical paper bed of management's childhood look like a crumpled up piece of used paper towel.
Luxurious Bed (Four-Poster Bed)	52	Long Fall Falls	This thing cannot be a bed. It has some bed-like characteristics, but there's no way-- it's too nice. If you slept in that, you'd dream of that exact same bed.
Tape (Sticky Tape)	53	Tree Branch Trail	A variation of this thing has long been used by Toad security forces to restrain ne'er-do-wells. It should not be used on your little brother. I MEAN IT!
Thumbtack (Drawing Pin)	54	Warm Fuzzy Plains	It's not uncommon for the younger generation of Toads to get paper piercings, but in general, they don't use something that affixes them to a wall.
Stapler	55	The Enigmansion	The antiaircraft barrery launches twin-pronged missiles when propped open but mangles the ordnance when fired in the prone position.
Fishhook (Fish Hook)	56	Outlook Point	We know what this thing is: a hook. What we don't know is what terrors of the deep inspired a fisherman to make something so huge. And what of bait?
Balloon	57	Holey Thicket	Friction tests conducted on this flotation transport resulted in one of the worst Toad pile-ups in memory. Every scientist was stuck to this thing.
Pocket Watch	58	Whitecap Beach	While this thing can theoretically manipulate time, every effort to use it to go back and avert that unfortunate chowder incident has failed.
Cat-o-Luck	59	Bouquet Gardens	It's not uncommon to see a cat offering up a high-five -- hence this sculpture. We believe the symbol may mean "Down low! You're too slow."
High Heel	60	Wiggler's Tree House	This single-Toad sleeping chamber offers the snug fit and sleep reclining angle popularized by certain celebrities. Trust us, it's really not comfortable.
Goat	61	Snow Rise	This statue of a voracious goat seems cute at first but becomes unsettling. We're pretty sure it moved this one time. And we swear we heard a baa.
Turkey	62	Rugged Road	This giant prehistoric bird was prepared for a feast. That much is quite clear. But was it brined? What kind of rub? Critical questions remain unanswered.
Cake	63	The Enigmansion	A dessert of such magnitude comes around once in a long while, which is why this one is under surveillance. Step away from the display, sir.
Boom Box (Stereo)	64	Wiggler's Tree House	The portable party machine requires two Toads to transport, but it's well worth the effort if one wishes to rock anytime and anywhere.