- "You got bad luck, getting matched up against us."
- — Spinia
The Destructors, also known as The Flying Bullets, replace the Hand-It-Overs after Bandy Andy is "retired" by Grubba. After Bandy Andy is reinstated, the Destructors are not seen again. Because of this, the only way for Mario to fight them is by losing enough matches to get down to their level before defeating Rawk Hawk. In the Nintendo Switch remake, they can only be fought via an Exhibition Match, as it is no longer possible to drop ranks. The team consists of 2 Spinias and 2 Spanias. They have a very low attack power and should be easy to defeat.
 Glitz Pit Fighters 
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| Champion: | The Great Gonzales |
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| Former Champions: | Rawk Hawk · Prince Mush |
| Major League Characters: | The Koopinator · Hamma Jamma · Bamma · Flare · Craw-Daddy · Shellshock · Spiky Joe |
| Major League Teams: | Chomp Country · Hamma, Bamma, and Flare · The Fuzz · Magikoopa Masters · Shellshockers · Poker Faces · Tiny Spinies |
| Minor League Characters: | Cleftor · Bandy Andy · Master Crash · King K. · Sir Swoop |
| Minor League Teams: | Armored Harriers · Bob-omb Squad · Punk Rocks · Hand-It-Overs · Spike Storm · Dead Bones · Pokey Triplets · KP Koopas · Goomba Bros. · Mind-Bogglers |
| Minor League Replacement Teams: | Wings of Night · The Destructors |
| Species: Spinia | Spania | Spunia | Dark Spania |
| Groups: The Destructors |
